Senior Health according to Maxinecreated 12/23/2009 - 9:57 am, updated 1/21/2010 - 12:09 pm by Chris |
I got this in an email and it made me laugh. Remember, even though there are undertones of truth to how silly some aspects of the proposed healthcare reforms will work, this is just a joke. I don't want to be misunderstood as thinking I'd actually condone this, regardless of how bad a job the Congress is doing.
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
My plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need. New teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Done. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
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