Ridiculous

Michael Moore, self-proclaimed one percenter, denies being in the one percent

via NewsBusters:

Schlockumentary filmmaker Michael Moore is so hell-bent on being a leader of the Occupy Wall Street movement that he's willing to lie about his wealth on national television.

Appearing for the second time this month on CNN's Piers Morgan Tonight Tuesday, Moore dishonestly pushed back on any suggestion that he's part of the top one percent in this nation who are millionaires (video follows with transcript and commentary):

(http://www.mrctv.org/videos/ows-supporter-michael-moore-lies-national-te...)

According to our friends at Celebrity Net Worth, Moore's fortune currently totals $50 million:

One day on the job as a sub, collect $108K per year in pension benefits

This is just unbelievable. Work a single day as a substitute teacher, get 11/2 decades of pension credit. Methinks their system is broken. Moonbattery:

This is how bad the looting and cronyism have gotten in the politically dysfunctional state that gave us Barack Hussein Obama:

Two lobbyists with no prior teaching experience were allowed to count their years as union employees toward a state teacher pension once they served a single day of subbing in 2007, a Tribune/WGN-TV investigation has found. …

[Political director for the Illinois Federation of Teachers Steven] Preckwinkle’s one day of subbing qualified him to become a participant in the state teachers pension fund, allowing him to pick up 16 years of previous union work and nearly five more years since he joined. He’s 59, and at age 60 he’ll be eligible for a state pension based on the four-highest consecutive years of his last 10 years of work.

His paycheck fluctuates as a union lobbyist, but pension records show his earnings in the last school year were at least $245,000. Based on his salary history so far, he could earn a pension of about $108,000 a year…

Got a cow? Sorry, no milk for you. What's next, can't eat the vegetables out of your own garden?

Absurd. This is akin to saying someone who owns a horse but boards it at a facility with other horses is therefore operating an equine ranch.

A Wisconsin judge has decided – in a fight over families' access to milk from cows they own – that Americans "do not have a fundamental right to consume the milk from their own cow."

The ruling comes from Circuit Court Judge Patrick J. Fiedler in a court battle involving a number of families who owned their own cows, but boarded them on a single farm.

The judge said the arrangement is a "dairy farm" and, therefore, is subject to the rules and regulations of the state of Wisconsin.

"It's always a surprise when a judge says you don't have the fundamental right to consume the foods of your choice," said Pete Kennedy, president of the Farm-to-Consumer Legal Defense Fund, which worked on the case on behalf of the farmers and the owners of the milk-producing cows.

The judge's original ruling came in a consolidation of two cases that presented similar situations: Cows being maintained and milked on farms for the benefit of non-resident owners. He refused to grant a summary judgment declaring such arrangements legitimate, deciding instead to favor the Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection, which opposed them.

Roseanne Barr: Behead the rich if they fail reeducation camps

Wow, dictate much? Roseanne Barr, on the show Russia Today, states that once you hit that magical arbitrary amount of $100 million that you either give back or die. What a winner!


(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiLxGPFtDAA)

Asthma inhalers set to be banned?

In the name of all that is Green and by the power of the Ozone Layer, asthma sufferers are commanded to stop breathing. Otherwise, Al Gore will cry and nobody wants to see that.

Remember how Obama recently waived new ozone regulations at the EPA because they were too costly? Well, it seems that the Obama administration would rather make people with Asthma cough up money than let them make a surely inconsequential contribution to depleting the ozone layer:

Asthma patients who rely on over-the-counter inhalers will need to switch to prescription-only alternatives as part of the federal government's latest attempt to protect the Earth's atmosphere.

The Food and Drug Administration said Thursday patients who use the epinephrine inhalers to treat mild asthma will need to switch by Dec. 31 to other types that do not contain chlorofluorocarbons, an aerosol substance once found in a variety of spray products.

The action is part of an agreement signed by the U.S. and other nations to stop using substances that deplete the ozone layer, a region in the atmosphere that helps block harmful ultraviolet rays from the Sun.

U.S. flag confiscated from autistic child because it is too pointy for school

Lame.

Imagine the mayhem that would result if bureauweenies weren’t there to keep us safe. They even protect us from American flags brandished by autistic children.

A New Hampshire woman is upset that middle school officials confiscated her autistic son’s American flag because the rod it was attached to was deemed a safety hazard and, the mother claims, a possible “weapon.”

Theresa Stevens, of Dover, says her 12-year-old son, Shawn, brought the small flag to school to show friends. He had received it as a gift from a family friend whose son is in Afghanistan. …

“I got the phone call at 8:30 [Wednesday] morning,” she said. “‘This flag needs to be immediately removed from school because it can be considered a weapon.’ I don’t understand how an American flag can be considered a weapon.”

Educrats bleat that the flag is attached to a rod with a dangerously pointy end — although it doesn’t look as pointy as the pencils and compasses students routinely bring to class.

Middle-eastern rush hour drifting - now with automatic weapons!

This is crazy on multiple levels. The other drivers are just like "Meh. Another day, another carload of AK wielding stunt drivers." Can you imagine that going on in the U.S.? Whoever is behind the wheel has skills though.


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H/T Every Day, No Days Off

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